garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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