i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
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