I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
ttyl tear gas
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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