There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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