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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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