belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
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