A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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