is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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