We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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