I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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