Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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