is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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