I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I need to align my fucking chakras
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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