My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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