I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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