so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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