opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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