Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry tarainmb hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(919): View more from North Carolina

Heybabeimwearingurpanties

Fav 15 1230 2033
share tweet
(502): View more from Kentucky

you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...

Fav 4 836 3795
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(318): View more from Louisiana

This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions

Fav 27 1062 4379
share tweet
(303): View more from Colorado

I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.

Fav 18 6918 796
share tweet
(520): View more from Arizona

The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.

Fav 5 2652 1335
share tweet
(812): View more from Indiana

and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out

Fav 5 2306 890
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(775): View more from Nevada

My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case

Fav 14 1963 1037
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(416): View more from Toronto

Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random

Fav 0 609 413
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(480): View more from Arizona

I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.

Fav 0 16 45
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT