were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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