i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
