When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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