And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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