I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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