Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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