I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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