i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
