everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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