we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
...so i touched it.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
