I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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