that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
where does the pee come out of this thing
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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