how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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