i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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