I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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