Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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