I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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