ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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