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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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