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  all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.

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  some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.

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• (631): View more from New York

  Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?

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• (940): View more from Texas

  I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?

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• (518): View more from New York

  Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook

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