Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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