ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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