Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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