Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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