i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize
