things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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