Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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