Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
There r osticjed everywhere
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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