franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I'm having to shit out rocks
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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