She announced her abortion via fbk
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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