I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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