what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Randomize
