forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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