I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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