There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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