So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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