At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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